26 Fucking Funny Twitter Jokes From This Month That Got Over 50K Retweets

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“I keep subtitles on when watching Netflix cause my fat-ass can’t hear what’s going on over the munching of snacks.”

Posted on Jon-Michael Poff
https://twitter.com/jodyavirgan/status/970014953112592385

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Twitter: @_valeriaa21 / Via Twitter: @_valeriaa21

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john@Scarlet4UrMa

professional comedian: [genuine funny joke with context and a punchline]

me: .. ok

twitter user: we need a disney princess with a yeast infection

me:

https://twitter.com/Scarlet4UrMa/status/977937672240091136

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Twitter: @UncleTimi / Via Twitter: @UncleTimi

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Twitter: @haileev25 / Via Twitter: @haileev25

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Twitter: @Stephsobrazy / Via Twitter: @Stephsobrazy

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Twitter: @Mormonger / Via Twitter: @Mormonger

11.

Twitter: @RelMoneyy / Via Twitter: @RelMoneyy

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Emefa Adzo@nyonuvi

My degree and I waiting to see who will finish who first

14.

Twitter: @ReezaySA / Via Twitter: @ReezaySA

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天体@vaneciaruiz

Me getting ready to go out with friends because I promised them I’d go but I really don’t feel like it

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Alyssa Echevarria@_aalyssaaa

The groomer did him dirty 😭

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Twitter: @_valking / Via Twitter: @_valking

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Jacob Frye.@Hamdttitude

Relationship status : this girl.

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Twitter: @uh_laine / Via Twitter: @uh_laine

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Joe@_whitejoe_

I GOT MY DOG A LIFE JACKET AND SHE FORGOT HOW TO BE A DOG

21.

Twitter: @F_Kenson / Via Twitter: @F_Kenson

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Twitter: @reyldzz / Via Twitter: @reyldzz

23.

Twitter: @pmilbs_ / Via Twitter: @pmilbs_

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Twitter: @A5HLINNIC0LE / Via Twitter: @A5HLINNIC0LE

25.

Twitter: @ThatKhanyoGuyy / Via Twitter: @ThatKhanyoGuyy

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veronika with a k@veronikaelyssa

i told this dude my name was Veronika with a K but when i looked at his phone he put me under Keronica….

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